Bald spot?

Jesus loves you but so does Barney

Miss Bitch

Ill be OK

You say Im a bitch

Jesus is Coming

Religions of the World

Muppet

Limited Edition

Proud computer geek

Youve looked

Oh my God...

Yes Dear

I am a bomb technician

Maths was always greek to me

A woman

Numbers

Model for hire

Come on England

Security

As seen on TV

Mercenaries never die

Made you look

Sod Work Lets go Home

Boldly going nowhere

My other t-shirt is a duck costume

Plumber

Here I am...

numpty

Cheeky

Sad

Angry

Cheeky Monkey

Take my advice

Sexy

For Rent

A woman is like a teabag

You cant have everything you want

Your village called

A woman without her man

Im nobody

The Bitch fell off

Sod Work lets go Fishing

Id rather be rock climbing 1

Id rather be camping

Id rather be rock climbing 2

Smile if Ive pulled

Smile if you think Im sexy

Smile if you know what Im thinking

Warning - Alcohol...

When the music starts to play...

Beer Disposal Unit

Warning - Alcohol may leave you wondering

Warning - Alcohol may make you think you are whispering

Warning - dancing like an idiot

Warning - converse without spitting

Warning - tougher, smarter, faster

Warning - people laughing with you

The liver is evil and must be punished

Sod Work - lets go clubbing

Sod Work lets go to the pub

Im not as think as you drunk I am

Alcohol made me what I am today

I swear to drunk Im not god

Cosmos

Earth

YinYang

The beginning

Dragons

Im manoeuvring with difficulty

Baby on Board

It aint over until the fat lady screams

Bun in the Oven

Dont touch

Under construction

Best Man

Bride

Bridesmaid

Just Married

All men are idiots

Groom

Its no good shouting

Big and Funny

I have the body of a God

Fat people are harder to kidnap

I require a tug

I wish these were brains

Give fat a chance

Fat chance

Since youre looking

Born to eat big dinners

Size Matters

Ive had my cake and eaten it

CND logo

Banned Cartoon

This cartoon has been removed for legal reasons

No more War

Tony Blair - Going Now

Coffee Chocolate Men

If they dont have chocolate in heaven

Chocolate - Better living through chemistry

If you want breakfast in bed

Im smiling

I must not chase the girls

Nothing is impossible

Cant sleep clowns will eat me

Dont judge a girl

This product may contain nuts

I hope you realise

One by one

I must not chase boys

Another mood swing

If its green

Dont make me send the flying monkeys

Real Women

If you obey all the rules

Im not really this tall...

Im not really this short...

Dont do it

No Photographs

Under Pressure

Dont believe the hype

Official Member

Does not play well with others

To err is human

We are the people

Zero Tolerance

Grumpy but Gorgeous

I had a nice side...

PMS and a gun

Boys Lie

Im out of oestrogen

All stressed out and no one to choke

Dont rush me

Born to be Mild

Been There Done That

If at first you do succeed

The biggest difference

He who hesitates

I wasnt born to work

When all else fails

My mind wandered

Regain Consciousness

Im not asleep

Life is not perfect

The truth hurts

Its all about me

I married Miss Right

Everyone has the right

Dyslexics

Whatever

So youre a feminist

Im never wrong

Dont take life so seriously

Intentionally vague

Shit happens when you party naked

If you cant laugh

Dont confuse me...

On a cellular level ...

Im Fine

Im reducing my carbon footprint

No Crutch Required

Eternity

Chaos, panic and disorder

I just want revenge

Keep your temper

Never underestimate the power of stupid people

Im out of bed

Lazy & Proud

I do all my own stunts

You cry...

Everyone should have a hobby

Im smiling because I have no idea whats going on

This is not the life I ordered

If you had a brain cell

When Im good

Sow your wild oats

A grand passion

Squeeze Here

WIFE

Smile if you want it

Smile if youre up for it

You seem to be confusing me...

How can you not want to

Im a jolly roger

My girlfriend cant wrestle

I hate doing this...

Sticks and Stones

This is not a beer belly

Im not your type

Word of the day

Shit Happens

Now thats what I call 30

Now thats what I call 40

Now thats what I call 21

I may be old

Im not 40

Im not 50

I have t-shirts older than you

Im not old ...

Im not over the hill ...

Im not 60

Im not 65

Im not 70

Old age is like everything else

Growing old is inevitable

Punk
because there is no fourth chord

Paranoia

Anon

Bitch

Evil

Do Not Anger the Gods

Nothing to Declare

No Future

Timewaster

YinYang

Jagged

Failed

Stoned

Warning

Physical activity is for the stupid